Tricolor Horse MULTI COLOR

Yeah, its named Chad. No, it doesnt bench press. But it couldif it felt like it.
This is the hat that shows up late, wins the raffle, and somehow gets a free appetizer. Minty green crown, stone bill, and a fringe-covered horse that looks like its got VIP access to the velvet rope and the afterparty.
Zero effort. Maximum effect. Classic Chad behavior.
Warning: may boost ego and vitamin D levels.